1st Victim to 2nd, (who has just popped in for a quiet morning chat before going to town): "Good morning! But what is the matter? How seedy you look!" -- 2nd Victim: "The fact is, when taking my night cap last evening, I found the water supply had given out, and I had to take my brandy straight!" -- 1st Victim: "Well! We shall be a hard looking pair to-day, for I must, for the same reason, go down town as one of the 'great unwashed.' "