
A Misty Monday
by John Davis Collins.....© 1999 by John F. Clennan, All Rights Reserved
My retelling of the creation of the Yankee Philosophical Society might
attribute a messianic dimension to Bill Gagakos, the pilgrim Greek
restauranteur who settled in our Yankee hills.
The misty Monday morning of the Society's birth was hardly apocalyptic;
it was... ordinary. I was behind the counter. I can still see bearded Bill
looking up from his newspaper written in a confusing alien script to peer out
at the fog descending over the Yankee foothills. Grey templed Jimmy Blades,
the former manager sat with Bill. The eternal child in search of a game,
Jimmy Blades: Had Jimmy been adopted by Bill and the restaurant, or sold by
Jimmy's relatives to Bill along with the furnishings ?
At the counter Henry Miller, my regular mid morning customer always in
his old Army jacket, was nursing a cup of coffee, "A pause in the pilgrimage
of the pilgrims."
Calling Henry over to the corner table, Bill explained the concept of "A
Philosophical Society, a forum to exchange ideas." Bill spoke distinctly and
deliberately, always as a command to be obeyed without question, not because
it was an order, but because you wanted to.
Yet the first clue of the extra special purpose came with the arrival of
the letter carrier. Bill's eyes light up in delight when the postal person
plopped a package neatly wrapped in a brown paper bag.
Watching Bill pick cautiously with his finger nails at the edge of the
package, I chided Bill as I poured him more coffee, "Santa Claus come early,
Bill ?" I bit my lip. Had I invited yet another Greek History lesson ?
"You might say, Jane." Bill replied as he pried loose a corner of the
carefully wrapped package. Bill tore open an edge to reveal a blue and white
stripe and nodded in satisfaction. Bill said to me, "We Greeks neither much
adore national symbols nor worship war,. Yet..." Bill carefully refolded
the package and handed it gently to me for safekeeping.
While I was aware of Bill's mesmerizing powers from the very first day he
had challenged the Yankees in dickering with Jimmy Blade's relatives over the
purchase of the restaurant, it was on that misty Monday that I began to
understand more clearly that capability. Yet as I returned to watch for the
swish of tires against the gentle bend of the two laned road heading into
town., Bill resumed reading the scribble marks in his foreign paper without
hinting of a greater purpose at hand.
Holding his coffee cup out to signal me to bring the pot for a refill for
him and Jimmy Blades, the former manager, Bill did not speak further to me,
although Bill did peer at the romance novel Blades read with a sign of
disgust. " When," Bill demanded to know, "will you put away such childish
drivel, and read men's literature ?".
Over at the counter, perched on a stool, Henry Miller thumbed through
the list of his customers he kept in a black notebook. Looking up with a
twinkle in his eyes, Miller tapped the little notebook against the counter
and commented, "In search of pilgrims in the promised land."
We glanced to spy on the boss, bearded Greeks Bill who had one eye fixed
on the door for customers while the other eye ran with his finger across the
page of the runic tabloid. Grey templed Jimmy Blades moaned that these misty
mornings cut into his tips from caddying at the golf course. "All the money
tied up in that estate..." Jimmy moaned wistfully.
"You should," Bill momentarily glanced up from the paper, "be in the
restaurant business, as you once were. Mondays... tourists went home...
local spent their money over the week-end,,, and everyone's waiting for
Friday, the next paycheck." Bill paused and stared at the four cars in the
empty parking lot out front glazed with the oily drizzle. "That is why my
idea of a Yankee Philosophical Society will bring some life here Monday
evenings."
Back at the counter, I shook my head, "A Yankee Philosophical Society
?..." I stared at Henry Miller in feigned disbelief. "The Yankee
Philosophical Society ?"
I slung another cup of coffee at Henry Miller who resumed thumbing
through that notebook of potential customers for newspaper ads. "And what
will you find in the crags and hills of Yankee Border Country ?"
Studying the notebook and slurping coffee Miller chuckled. "Pilgrims
wandering in search of a promise."
"Like Christ ordering the fisherman to follow him." I chided with a
smile at Miller.
"The immediate aim," Miller whispered and drew closer, "Bill thinks the
Philosophical stuff'll give Jimmy Blades," Miller glanced toward the distant
table, "the backbone to claim his inheritance. Maybe if Jimmy knows he has
friends he'll..."
I shot a fleeting glance at Blades idly reading a book and turned to
Henry with a smile. "Be a man ? Jimmy's the 45 year old orphan in search of
a family. He'll never be a man." I looked sympathetically at Miller and
stroked his hand clasped rigidly to that note book.
"Gotta sell some ads..." Henry drew the notebook into his lap. "Time to
put dreams of great empires away." Miller waved as he bound for the door.
I paused behind the counter so that I could approach Bill's table with
that Yankee undecipherable granite face. I looked at the drizzle sparkling
on the windshields of the cars outside and listened for the occasional swish
as a car which passed by.
Certain that I had overcome the slight rebuff, I went to Bill's table to
pour another cup of coffee.
Bearded Bill scratched the bushy stubble around his round face saying,
"Efharvisto, Jane, kiplo kafe, Iakobeas ?" Bill asked Jimmy Blades, the
former manager who, though cheated out of his inheritance, seemed to have
been inherited by Bill with the purchase.
"Naw," said Jimmy closing a book and replacing it on the window ledge
where he kept his little library of love stories for reading on rainy days.
"I'm heading over to the golf course. I may pick up some foursomes, if the
drizzle ends." Jimmy bounded for the door leaving the restaurant empty.
"A Yankee Philosophical Society. What do you expect, Cicero to crawl out
from under the crags and mountain rills....?" I asked.
Bill stroked his bushy black beard. "Kee-ker-oh...," Bill corrected,
"Kee-ker-oh. No. Mr. Miller will have to do."
As I turned to stand watch over the empty counter, Bill called after to
me, "The Yankee Philosophical Society will succeeded where the Army failed."
I growled back at Bill. "Jimmy Blades' family was so rich they put Jimmy
through some fancy college and bribed the draft board to overlook the "F's"!"
Bill folded his foreign newspaper and waved at me with a smile.
" I dread to wonder whether the pilgrims Henry Miller will come up with
are in search of a promised land or buried by it..." I rolled my eyes with
pretended disinterest. "At least I'll be off duty when your Mayflower docks."
The sun didn't give a hint of jutting through damp drizzle. I may have
dozed off until close to 4 p.m., quitting time on the day shift. I stood to
stretch.
"Have to wake up to go home ?" Bill asked. "No matter," Bill turned
the conformed pages of his paper. "Your partner called in sick. You have
the night shift tonight." Bill looked out at the brightening western horizon.
I officiously pouted. I couldn't risk showing curiosity in Henry
Miller's assembling of a Philosophical Society.
Just as the sun broke the haze in time to give the western hills an
orange afterglow, Miller threw open the door and announced, "Pilgrims
wandering in the promised land." A motley riot of plaid and flannel trooped
behind Miller toward the corner table.
"The Philosophical Society ?" I asked.
Miller drew a deep breath before he replied, "Bible says if you can't get
the people you want, get the people you can get." Miller declared in
justification.
Jimmy Blades, hands in his pockets, shuffled in unobtrusively as
dispirited as a prisoner of war, behind Miller's philosophers. I shook my
head. The grey templed teenager who wanted to play...! How would Bill give
Jimmy a game to play in a philosophical society ?
The Philosophical Society settled around a circular table as Bill bounced
to the back to retrieve his colors. When Bill he returned, next to the
table, he planted the blue and white striped banner with a bold white
crusader cross on a union of light blue. The delight in Bill's face was only
matched by the consternation of his compatriots.
The rum runners broke the silence with a question in a gravely scratchy
voice, "Did your colors run when you washed Old Glory ?"
"Ain't the stars 'n stripes," grumbled the retired cop, "It's that
commie ecology flag the peaceniks used to carry in the anti- war parades."
As I perched on a stool to follow the discussion, Jimmy Blades snickered
and looked longingly at the cheap romance novels he kept on the shelf near
the window.
Had Bill gone daft when he thought of a Philosophical Society to give
Jimmy a game to play ? I sighed.
Henry Miller chuckled. "It's the Greeker's flag... They copied off us
when they tossed out them Turks."
"Greeker flag ?" asked the rum runner.
"Tonight lets make this the subject of discussion." Bill pointed a
finger in the air, as the philosophers drew closer in attention. " What
banner deserves to be the standard of the Society ?"
An embarrassed silence fell around the table. The Philosophers turned to
Henry who still wore the solid green Army jacket left over from the Vietnam
War. I knew what was in their hearts, if not on their lips.
As Bill stirred the milk curdling in his coffee, Jimmy Blades crept away
from the round table to retrieve a book from the ledge. Just as Jimmy
returned and quietly opened his book, Bill laughed. "We Greeks do not
worship national symbols or the wars they represent. It is not embarrassing
to your host to voice your mind."
Still a polite silence reigned.
Bill turned to Miller. "When and where were these colors first presented ?"
"The Greeks," Miller responded, "raised their banner on a mountain top
to signal the beginning of the revolt against the Turks... 1820's?"
"And the Americans ?" Bill asked.
"The Americans ripped the Union Jack from the corner of the flag
according to legend in August 1776."
Bill shook his head. "You confuse the father with the son. The vision
of the birth of a new constellation in a ring of fire had been given to an
Imperial Greek General long before the first words were ever uttered in the
English language."
"Granted," Miller folded his hands in front of him, "the antiquity of
the Greek civilization, but the American Revolution proceeded the Greeks by
close to 50 years."
"Search your oldest cultural memories and these symbols, the unwavering
stripes, the thirteen stars in a ring of fire were already old."
"But, Bill," Miller offered some debate, "your flag doesn't have stars
in a circle. It's a cross, a Christian icon..."
"Or the radius of the circle. The hardy tree which has survived a bitter
winter, shorn of its offshoots."
"Even so, our flag is no longer thirteen stars in a circle, but a
staggered 50," Miller retorted, "Pilgrims in search of a destiny.".
"One has grown and the other..." Bill looked around the table. All were
following the conversation, except for Jimmy Blades. Blades was lost in one
of the books he kept on the shelf by the window.
Bill looked toward me and barked an order, "Jane, Kafe, parkalos, and
bring an empty coffee can to collect a fine from Mr. Jimmy Blades." Turning
to Jimmy peering sheepishly from his book, Bill mildly rebuffed Jimmy. "If
you can't contribute to the conversation, you can contribute to the coffee."
Following the last of the philosophers out later that evening, Jimmy
Blades tapped the coffee can to hear his change jingle, complaining that,
"Tuesday on the golf course better be sunnier so I can make up all the fines
I paid tonight."
Bill folded his banner carefully for storage and declared the Society's
beginning as "The success of pilgrims exploring an unchartered land."