A Cracker Call

What’s fer supper, Grampa?

Well t’nite fer our friends we got sizzlin’ pizza
Big an’ roun’ - plumb full of heatza!
Eye-tye sausage an’ Tennosee bacon
Set down fast ‘afer the barrels are taken
Onion, garlic, and peppers, mighty sweet
On a crust of S’katchewan hard pure wheat
Roma tamaters and oregano
Five brands of cheese……so Good Buddies…
Let’s GO GO GO!

Rock yer feet over iff’n they’ll gitcha this far!
Fer a free cherry soda if yew don’t drive yer car.