columns by Doug Powers - © Doug Powers, 2000

• Kasnakastani Simulator Incident
• Death Row Budget Cuts
• Yoder Plays The Lotto
• "Jesus" - The Mini-Series
• Happy 350th Birthday. Birthday
• The Final Two Hours
• Hair Loth and Rectal Exthams
• Five Days
• The Legend of The Shamrock Shake
• Linda TelEvangelista Linda Goes For the Big Bucks!
• Cupid Retires - cites long hours, short relationships.
• Biography of Lancaster Downs - Part Two
• Venturing into the Unknown - Requiem For A Purse
• The Art Bell Curve
• High Resolution, Low Definition
• The Day My Dick Fell Down.
• Thomas Jefferson - Come On Down! - Using 'The Price Is Right' As The Model For Our New Constitutional Democracy
• "It's A Lucrative Thing!" - From Chicken Stock to Common Stock - Martha Stewart Goes Public.
• Free Candy? Count Me In. A Doug Powers Hallowe'en trip.
• The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened to Me.
• More News and Obstructed Views
• The Pothead Calling The Kettle Black - Carl Sagan Got Munchies in the Shower.
• Visa - Las Vegas
• News and Obstructed Views
• Get In Shape
• The Right to Bear Arms - The Future's Looking Rosie!