even Sergeant York missed occasionally
and I'm told
by certain female intimates
that all across the civilized world
women have mopped muttering
if the target is that hard to hit
why can't a man making his stand
just sit?
Silence
By Ric Masten
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yes even Sergeant York missed occasionally and I'm told by certain female intimates that all across the civilized world women have mopped muttering if the target is that hard to hit why can't a man making his stand just sit?
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[Believe it or not ladies,even an expert
every man is a crack shot,
it's just that
in attempting to be soft spoken
we zero in on the spot
where the water isn't
and check it out, there's not much
where the water isn't.
and it's way out at the edge.]
[Think about it folks, everyone knowsit makes no sense at all
what you're doing in there....
They do it in there themselves....
So why is you would rather die
than be heard doing what you know
they know you're doing?]
now there's a liberating thought!
from this day forward
I shall let the work speak for itself
and by so doing
show some real concern
for the clean-up crew
killing two birds with one stone
my sights as well
as my consciousness raised
I for one will blaze away
at the bulls-eye
a welcome visitor
known by women the world over
as a straight shooter
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