By Richard Koss
I wanted to see if I could write a story in as few words as possible
and still retain the spirit and integrity of a much longer version
but I learned it’s difficult to say the least, and that’s no pun
because there are just some things you dare not leave out
which really gets us to the theme of my shrunken story
and that is boys keep your flies zipped up at all times
cause there are some things you dare not leave out
especially if you’re built like this story of mine
and if that be the case you’ll want to be sure
if you’re sitting or standing or walking
and there are some ladies present
that you certainly remember
to always keep yourself
meaning your fly
fully zipped
up